This is funnier if you actually know them...

but it might be more surreal if you don't...

OK, so the Clapsaddles are having a tag sale this weekend.

Here's a brief list of items I'm hoping to find:
* some knickknacks from Denise's home planet, mostly lizard hummels
* several books (in Sleestak) on "How to Cook Humans"
* a regenerative sleeping pod
* scale curlers
* bronzed pieces of Denise's baby shell
* the collectors edition of the miniseries "V" on DVD
* a couple of sets of false eyelids
* a jar or two of Denise's home-pickled rodents
* the dried husks of two former husbands

Making fun helps take away the fear...